hardparade: (misc; never mind the buzzcocks (pedo))
Yesterday, Georgie walked the catwalk for Alberta Ferretti and attended some dinner or something, and—not surprisingly—looked ridiculously beautiful. Hnnnng.



More underage gorgeousness under the cut. )

I have a 'sixteen? that's impossible' tag, I believe that was created for Nick Jonas. Now I feel like I need a 'fifteen? god dammit' tag for Georgie...

In other news, I'm mostly focusing on some absolutely absurd Skandar/Tilda fic lately, and you can (probably) expect a nostalgia-filled post about the LWW commentary later today.
hardparade: (narnia; georgie (zoo))
So I was going to focus on the weird Skandar/Georgie/Will P. Dreamers!fic, but then all of a sudden last night, Ben/Georgie porn just attacked my brain out of nowhere. I SUPPOSE WE ALL KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BOTHER TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF. I'm a terrible terrible person, let's move on.

Title: gleaming like mother of pearl
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben/Georgie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het, Georgie is fifteen. *hangs head* Oh, and also, sexual activity in a semi-public (but deserted!) place.
Summary: And, despite the fact that he can feel the warmth of her through the fabric, despite the fact that he's standing in the corridor of a hotel with his hand between a fifteen year old's legs, he finds himself laughing. Because only Georgie would wear Wonder Woman knickers under a gown like that, to a royal movie premiere.
A/N: Probably about 90% smut. Nearly 9000 words of it. I have no excuses. Except maybe that this was sort of loosely inspired by this prompt. Title from the song 'Dirtywhirl' by TV On The Radio, and set during the royal premiere of Dawn Treader.

Ben says 'Oh wow, you look—' without actually knowing how he's going to end the sentence, which is never a good idea. )
hardparade: (narnia; skandar & georgie & will p)
GEORGIE DID A PHOTOSHOOT FOR FLAUNT MAGAZINE AND IT IS SLIGHTLY ODD BUT ALSO CRAZY GORGEOUS:



IS EVERYONE ELSE SEEING THIS RIGHT NOW. WE ARE ALL GOING TO GO TO JAIL HOW PRETTY IS SHE.

+3 more. )

The actual point of this post was going to be all the Narnia randomness I've been gathering up from the past few days, but then those pictures turned up and I lost track of what I was doing.

I do still have a bunch of other pictures, though, and gifs, videos, quotes, etc. THE USUAL. )

Aaand finally, I had this crazy idea for a Skandar/Georgie/Will P. fic based on the movie The Dreamers, with Skandar and Georgie as Theo and Isabelle, and Will P. as Matthew. And I'm already discussing it with [livejournal.com profile] starsimpulse who is being AWESOME, but if anyone who's seen the movie has any input, I would be very happy to discuss further. :D You can read the comment discussion thread here. IT'S REALLY WEIRD, I KNOW, BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE IN MY HEAD.
hardparade: (narnia; ben & georgie (london premiere))
Three more adorable pictures of Ben and Georgie from last night. )

ALSO, THIS HAPPENED.

Title: the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben/Georgie
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person het, and Georgie being fourteen (oh god going to hell)
Summary: Ben has always been like an older brother to her, just like Will, and she never could have imagined even seeing him this way—let alone having this reaction to it. She would have, perhaps, expected to have felt somewhat revolted, as though she had just stumbled across a nude family member by mistake. But it's not like that. It's not like that at all.
A/N: So I think the bit where they first turn up in Narnia was actually one of the first scenes filmed, not one of the last. Aaand I'm sure Ben has been pretty naked in some of his other movies, but for the sake of this fic, let's ignore those things. Also I feel like the end of this fic is kind of a cockblock, but it just felt right. I'm sure I'll be writing lots more of this pairing anyway... And finally, um, sorry, Oscar Wilde. SIGH.

Dorian Gray is released in the UK two months before it reaches Australia. )
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New Narnia pictuuures. Some of them have been around for a little while but I wasn't too bothered about posting them, but now there are quite a few and I think it warrants a picspam. They're from BenBarnesFan.com, so credit to them. :)

Basically, the cast is extremely attractive and I ship everyone/everyone. As usual.



Moar. )
hardparade: (narnia; georgie)
Or, at least, it's a GEORGIE STOP BEING SO HOT post. Like, seriously, I swear she gets prettier every picture we see. And she only just turned FIFTEEN, fffffffff

So she had this new photoshoot and all the pictures are tagged but GORGEOUS. There are 57 over at Georgie-Henley.com, and I tried to only pick my favourites to post here, so naturally nearly half of them are under the cut. *sheepish*



The older she gets, the more she looks like Anna. A+ CASTING, NARNIA CREW. )

Guyyys it is so inappropriate to say 'HOT DAMN' in response to these but that's ALL THAT'S GOING THROUGH MY MIND. I want fic about her seducing people with her newfound hotness and nobody being quite sure how to deal with it.

...My 'lol i'm a perv' tag gets far too much use these days.
hardparade: (Default)
WRITING DEMI AND SELENA HAVING SEX IS OFFICIALLY MY NEW FAVOURITE THING. THEY ARE SO EFFING CUTE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I figured when I first wrote this pairing, I'd have like, a plot and stuff? But then today I saw a prompt about a strap-on and it was all PWP from there. SO SUE ME.

On second thoughts, I probably shouldn't say that when posting RPF. OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.

Title: melt like gold
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Demi/Selena
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person femslash, underage sex, sex toys.
Summary: Prompt: strap-on sex. Demi wears.
A/N: For a prompt at [livejournal.com profile] tweendom_anon. Title from Erlend Øye's 'Like Gold'.

'How did you even get this?' Selena asks in amazement. )
hardparade: (disney; joe (gold jacket))
I stared at a certain area of this picture for an embarrassingly long time. )

Now, can everyone just tell me to get over myself and write some Joe/Nick, please? I don't even know WHAT my problem is, but there IS one, in that I freeze up whenever I try to write it and it's STARTING TO REALLY BUG ME.
hardparade: (georgie)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I HAVE TO POST IT NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY NERVE.

I started this in September last year. It's an Anna/Georgie/Will threesome with like, a LOT of focus on Georgie being young. It's so fucked up that I squicked myself a few times while writing it, and also made myself laugh out loud at things I HADN'T EVEN WRITTEN TO BE FUNNY. I could never quite decide if it was going to be the crackiest crack ever, or intensely SRS BSNS. So what did I do in an attempt to fix this? I gave it a title taken from KATY PERRY LYRICS. That was when I decided it was just going to sit on my laptop unseen FOREVER.

But then I re-read it and I got sad at the idea of some bits of it never being seen by anyone, and I remembered all the people I'd promised it to, so I finished it, and now I'm just like—idk.

Fuck it, here it is!

Title: nothing but blisters
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Anna/Georgie/Will
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Real person het and femslash. Large age gaps. Georgie is fifteen and there's quite a lot of emphasis on the underage aspect, so if that squicks you don't read this!!
Summary: She wants them to remind her what they are, what they all are. She thinks of growing up with them always by her side, looking after her, and she wants that.
A/N: I really have no explanation for this at all.

It rains on the day of the London premiere of Voyage of the Dawn Treader. )
hardparade: (narnia; skandar)
I think all I can say is wow? I was hoping we'd eventually get to see some of this shoot in HQ, or at least without the watermarks.

I've never used LJ Scrapbook or whatever before so I have no clue how it works, I guess you just click these to make them bigger? LET'S HOPE SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

Enjoy the jailbait, you guys. ;)

 

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I totally vote B.

Also, idek why, but the bit where Kevin and John are yelling and Kevin just goes "AUGHHH!" really cracks me up.

And, re: Nick playing the drums and looking inappropriately hot? All I can do is echo the person who commented first on the post of this over at [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt, summing it up quite succinctly with: NICK, YOU ARE 16. PLEASE STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
hardparade: (disney; jobros)
Yeah, so...I'm still ashamed and everything, but I'm starting to get USED to liking these guys. So, to try and make myself feel less ~alone~ in my growing obsession, this is my attempt to turn more of my flist into fans of the Jonas Brothers:

Photobucket

...Did it work?

No?

*sigh* Fine, have a picspam. )

I see that you're not quite convinced yet.

How about some gifs and videos, too? )

OKAY I AM DONE. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. If you've managed to resist, you are very strong and...I'm really jealous. D:
hardparade: (Default)
Title: behind glass
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Anna/Georgie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person femslash. Georgie is fifteen.
Summary: It's no good trying to deny this attraction. She's spent several months doing that, now, and she was actually getting pretty good at it, but then Georgie started taking off her clothes only a wall away and Anna's imagination has started working overtime.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] lettersandliars, who requested 'Anna/Georgie, Anna being kind of a pervert and watching Georgie in the shower or anything in that vein' over at the Narnia Kink Meme (which is still going, btw, you guys!!). There was meant to be more porn in this, I hope you enjoy it anyway. XD

They have always shared hotel rooms. )
hardparade: (Default)
OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Photobucket

SKANDAR! ASKSKALSLAKSKJK;

Pictures pictures pictures. )
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It really can't be good when you squick yourself whilst writing something. :/

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