i'm not trying to wake you up

Or, at least, it's a GEORGIE STOP BEING SO HOT post. Like, seriously, I swear she gets prettier every picture we see. And she only just turned FIFTEEN, fffffffff

So she had this new photoshoot and all the pictures are tagged but GORGEOUS. There are 57 over at Georgie-Henley.com, and I tried to only pick my favourites to post here, so naturally nearly half of them are under the cut. *sheepish*



( The older she gets, the more she looks like Anna. A+ CASTING, NARNIA CREW. )

Guyyys it is so inappropriate to say 'HOT DAMN' in response to these but that's ALL THAT'S GOING THROUGH MY MIND. I want fic about her seducing people with her newfound hotness and nobody being quite sure how to deal with it.

...My 'lol i'm a perv' tag gets far too much use these days.

So my Grandparents are visiting and it's like STRESS CITY at my house (I love them, I do, but omg they are stressful people to be around 24/7). I've had barely any time to be on the computer, but I have managed to escape to my Dad's for a couple of days and get some time alone. And...obviously what I do with that time alone is post more porn. I'M POSTING MORE PORN THAN ANYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS, YOU GUYS. IS THAT BAD??

But see, I came across a bunch of scans of gay porn magazines from like, the '70s, and was surprised to see how hot the pictures were (and not hilarious and full of moustaches, as I'd expected). And so I wanted to put them in part 2 of my sex and sexy things post, but I ended up with so many that I thought they deserved a whole picspam of their own.

Also, I know it sounds wanky (lol no pun intended) to say this about pornography, but some of the photography in these is really beautiful. And you know, hot. And I don't usually really get that turned on by pictures. WHATEVER, VINTAGE/RETRO PORN IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS, OKAY?

Lyrics from The Knife's 'One Hit'. I will totally get around to doing the part 2 of the general sex spam as originally intended, and maybe also another one of these if I happen to...stumble across more '70s gay porn. You know, as you do. *shifty eyes*



( bend back and give head, it's not pornography. NSFW. )

This...is a picspam that should basically just have the title 'Alison Mosshart is really hot.' Because that's the theme of all of these pictures.

If you like women in a ~sexual way, click. Hell, even if you don't like women in a sexual way, click. I'm pretty sure Alison has the power to convert you. ;)



( baby you'd better not touch...no matter how bad. )

( I stared at a certain area of this picture for an embarrassingly long time. )

Now, can everyone just tell me to get over myself and write some Joe/Nick, please? I don't even know WHAT my problem is, but there IS one, in that I freeze up whenever I try to write it and it's STARTING TO REALLY BUG ME.

Title: show your sharp-tipped teeth
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Nick Jonas/Skandar Keynes (mentions of unrequited Nick Jonas/Joe Jonas)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, hints of incest
Summary: Will and Skandar make it their mission to corrupt Nick Jonas.
A/N: For alexi_lupin, who requested it forever ago. Title from 'Cheap and Cheerful' by The Kills.

( 'So basically,' says Georgie, hands on hips, 'Mum and Dad won't take me 'cause they say they're too old for concerts...' )

You know, I really do think I started writing this in February, so I'm amazed I managed to stick with it so long and turn it into an actual, complete fic. Maybe it helps that I got some actual sleep last night.

Also dude, check out the mass of tags on this entry.

Title: four times william moseley regretted kissing his co-stars & one time he didn't
Author: likecharity
Pairings: Will/Anna, Will/Tilda, Will/Ben, Will/James, Will/Skandar
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person fiction.
Summary: See title!
A/N: This came out so completely different to how I originally intended it, back in like, February, or whenever the hell I got this idea. But I like it anyway. I hope you do too!

EDIT: I just realised there's no weird!Ben in this, and now I'm ashamed. In this fic, he's like, totally ordinary, and kind of a twat. WHAT HAVE I DONE. D:

( People probably expected something to have happened between them during filming. )

It really can't be good when you squick yourself whilst writing something. :/