hardparade: (celeb; noel)
POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.


Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, age difference, and...double penetration (Edward on the receiving end).
Summary: Porn, porn, 5000 more words of porn. After filming he pretty much figured they would just disappear from his life, but to have them here in his bedroom, actually literally asking for it—what the hell else is he supposed to do? Nobody has that kind of willpower, okay? Nobody.
A/N: I accidentally a whole sequel. :/ This time I would like to blame [livejournal.com profile] portraitofafool please. (Follows on from this.)

'Oh, Christ,' sighs Noel, rubbing his face as he stands there in the doorway. It's 10am and fucking Jedward are on his doorstep. He should've known they wouldn't understand the concept of a one night stand. )

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO ENCOURAGE ME TO TURN THIS INTO SOME KIND OF SERIES AND GET RUSSELL BRAND INVOLVED, THEN—THEN I QUIT THE INTERNET. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE I WON'T WRITE IT.
hardparade: (narnia; georgie)
Or, at least, it's a GEORGIE STOP BEING SO HOT post. Like, seriously, I swear she gets prettier every picture we see. And she only just turned FIFTEEN, fffffffff

So she had this new photoshoot and all the pictures are tagged but GORGEOUS. There are 57 over at Georgie-Henley.com, and I tried to only pick my favourites to post here, so naturally nearly half of them are under the cut. *sheepish*



The older she gets, the more she looks like Anna. A+ CASTING, NARNIA CREW. )

Guyyys it is so inappropriate to say 'HOT DAMN' in response to these but that's ALL THAT'S GOING THROUGH MY MIND. I want fic about her seducing people with her newfound hotness and nobody being quite sure how to deal with it.

...My 'lol i'm a perv' tag gets far too much use these days.
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MORE '70S PORN. (Some of it is actually '60s and possibly '80s too, if that matters. I felt I should clarify.) The ridiculous porno moustaches I was expecting have finally shown up, but you'll be glad to know that I have avoided them. Also the porn seems to have been getting generally more hilarious and I've had to start a whole separate collection of things to post that have made me go "WHAT."

But these are just more of the beautiful-hot kind for now. And...okay, it could well be that I've just been looking at too many pictures of strangers' penises (penii?), but I'm pretty sure that in certain pictures, I see resemblances to Daniel Radcliffe and Jamie Hince. Also Bob Dylan, and Eric from That '70s Show. Which kind of figures.

...Kind of.

Anyway, I do feel like this could easily turn into a game of SPOT THE CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKE. So, on with the pornography. Lol, I am totally tagging this entry with 'so not as good as daniel radcliffe'.



if you do it with a twist, yes, artistically. )
hardparade: (skins; tony)
So my Grandparents are visiting and it's like STRESS CITY at my house (I love them, I do, but omg they are stressful people to be around 24/7). I've had barely any time to be on the computer, but I have managed to escape to my Dad's for a couple of days and get some time alone. And...obviously what I do with that time alone is post more porn. I'M POSTING MORE PORN THAN ANYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS, YOU GUYS. IS THAT BAD??

But see, I came across a bunch of scans of gay porn magazines from like, the '70s, and was surprised to see how hot the pictures were (and not hilarious and full of moustaches, as I'd expected). And so I wanted to put them in part 2 of my sex and sexy things post, but I ended up with so many that I thought they deserved a whole picspam of their own.

Also, I know it sounds wanky (lol no pun intended) to say this about pornography, but some of the photography in these is really beautiful. And you know, hot. And I don't usually really get that turned on by pictures. WHATEVER, VINTAGE/RETRO PORN IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS, OKAY?

Lyrics from The Knife's 'One Hit'. I will totally get around to doing the part 2 of the general sex spam as originally intended, and maybe also another one of these if I happen to...stumble across more '70s gay porn. You know, as you do. *shifty eyes*



bend back and give head, it's not pornography. NSFW. )
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This is a picspam of sex and sexy things, for...no real reason. It's porn, art, vintage photographs, text...and is not actually as large as it could have been, so let me know if you'd be interested in seeing a part two. ;) I found quite a few of the pictures on Sex Is Not The Enemy, which is a Tumblr you should check out if you enjoy this!

Lyrics from 'Twist' by Goldfrapp, and click-through credit for the photos where available. (Some to NSFW websites, not surprisingly!) Let me know the photographer/model/website if you recognise anything I've missed!



put your dirty angel face / between my legs and knicker lace. NSFW. )
hardparade: (kills; alison)
This...is a picspam that should basically just have the title 'Alison Mosshart is really hot.' Because that's the theme of all of these pictures.

If you like women in a ~sexual way, click. Hell, even if you don't like women in a sexual way, click. I'm pretty sure Alison has the power to convert you. ;)



baby you'd better not touch...no matter how bad. )
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WRITING DEMI AND SELENA HAVING SEX IS OFFICIALLY MY NEW FAVOURITE THING. THEY ARE SO EFFING CUTE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I figured when I first wrote this pairing, I'd have like, a plot and stuff? But then today I saw a prompt about a strap-on and it was all PWP from there. SO SUE ME.

On second thoughts, I probably shouldn't say that when posting RPF. OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.

Title: melt like gold
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Demi/Selena
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person femslash, underage sex, sex toys.
Summary: Prompt: strap-on sex. Demi wears.
A/N: For a prompt at [livejournal.com profile] tweendom_anon. Title from Erlend Øye's 'Like Gold'.

'How did you even get this?' Selena asks in amazement. )
hardparade: (disney; joe (gold jacket))
I stared at a certain area of this picture for an embarrassingly long time. )

Now, can everyone just tell me to get over myself and write some Joe/Nick, please? I don't even know WHAT my problem is, but there IS one, in that I freeze up whenever I try to write it and it's STARTING TO REALLY BUG ME.
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Happy birthday [livejournal.com profile] eryslash!

I remember saying I'd write this, like, FOREVER ago, so here it is, finally. I hope you like it and I hope you have an awesome day, bb. :)

Title: roses bloom in your dirty room
Pairing: Frank/Dwayne
Author: likecharity
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Uncle/nephew incest, underage sex, cross-dressing.
Summary: Dwayne experiments with cross-dressing.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] eryslash, for her birthday. ♥ It's been a ridiculously long time since I wrote anything in this fandom, so apologies if I'm a little rusty. Title from 'I Can't Stay Away' by the Veronicas.

When Frank finds the red, lacy panties in Dwayne's room, he jumps to the most logical conclusion. )
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Title: show your sharp-tipped teeth
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Nick Jonas/Skandar Keynes (mentions of unrequited Nick Jonas/Joe Jonas)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, hints of incest
Summary: Will and Skandar make it their mission to corrupt Nick Jonas.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] alexi_lupin, who requested it forever ago. Title from 'Cheap and Cheerful' by The Kills.

'So basically,' says Georgie, hands on hips, 'Mum and Dad won't take me 'cause they say they're too old for concerts...' )
hardparade: (georgie)
You know, I really do think I started writing this in February, so I'm amazed I managed to stick with it so long and turn it into an actual, complete fic. Maybe it helps that I got some actual sleep last night.

Also dude, check out the mass of tags on this entry.

Title: four times william moseley regretted kissing his co-stars & one time he didn't
Author: likecharity
Pairings: Will/Anna, Will/Tilda, Will/Ben, Will/James, Will/Skandar
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person fiction.
Summary: See title!
A/N: This came out so completely different to how I originally intended it, back in like, February, or whenever the hell I got this idea. But I like it anyway. I hope you do too!

EDIT: I just realised there's no weird!Ben in this, and now I'm ashamed. In this fic, he's like, totally ordinary, and kind of a twat. WHAT HAVE I DONE. D:

People probably expected something to have happened between them during filming. )
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Requested late by [livejournal.com profile] fakebody, and they kind of turned out more like mini-fics than personal canon, I hope no one minds. They're also a bit dirtier than they were originally going to be, [livejournal.com profile] fakebody, just for you bb. ♥

Dwayne Hoover. )

Frank Ginsberg. )
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It really can't be good when you squick yourself whilst writing something. :/

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