hardparade: (dreamers; matthew)
Hoooooooomg, fucking Boardwalk Empire, man. I don't even know if anyone on my flist watches it but I think I need a moment to get these feelings out.

Spoilers for 2x11: Under God's Power She Flourishes. )

In conclusion, Jimmy/Gillian should probably not be my OTP on this show, but it so is.

I'm gonna go back to working on that Remus/Sirius mix now, even though it keeps making me like, burst into tears at spontaneous moments.
hardparade: (dead weather; alison & jack)
I feel a bit stupid about this, but also like it makes sense in a weird way. I've often thought that these pairings aren't too dissimilar from the incestuous ones I ship, because there's that intense closeness but also a really significant line that stops them from going too far. Also, you know, sometimes Jack White says things that are just asking for fanfiction.

I will warn you now that AUs are not my strong suit.


Title: just grew there wild
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Alison Mosshart/Jack White and a bit of Alison Mosshart/Jamie Hince, with mentions of Jamie Hince/Kate Moss and other pairings in varying levels of vagueness.
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Real person het, cousin/cousin incest, and twincest if you squint. Also, age differences? Alison is 16, Jack and Jamie are 18 and 24.
Summary: An AU in which Jack and Meg are twins, Dean and LJ are their brothers, Alison is their cousin who spends the summers with them, and Kate and Karen are sisters who live next door. (And Jamie is still just Jamie.)
A/N: What is this? This is so ridiculous. I blame this thing that Jack said and [livejournal.com profile] restlesspulse for encouraging me to make something of it. XD Title from 'Use It' by The New Pornographers. And I feel like I should mention that I've messed with everyone's age differences a little bit to make things work, but you know, I've also made a bunch of them related, so if you're looking for realism you're in the wrong place.

Last time Alison saw them, she was eleven and they were thirteen, but even five years later she recognizes them instantly. )
hardparade: (weeds; shane & nancy)
SO CAN WE TALK ABOUT WEEDS? I'm really enjoying the new season, but I was too busy enjoying it to do a post on each episode right after it aired, and so instead I've ended up with a bunch of (flaily) meta and screencaps for everything so far. And it feels like the sort of thing one posts on Tumblr, but everything I have to say is tinged with mother/son incest and I feel more safe talking about that here. THOUGH NOT BY MUCH. Last November I made a similar post (just about the season 6 finale) and was like "more on the mother/son incest thing later UNLESS IT WILL MAKE ME LOSE FRIENDS" and then I never posted again because I was still too scared to talk about it. -_-

I don't know, I mean, I feel like I'm just expanding on what the show portrays, but if that kind of thing seriously squicks you, I guess don't read this? Ughhh I totally used to hate the idea of parent/child but suddenly mother/son is the most interesting thing in the world to me. DAMN YOU, WEEDS. DAMN YOU TOO, JOHN LENNON. (Long story.) Honestly, though, it's more about the relationships as they are, as opposed to me wanting or expecting them to start making out any time soon. But still! Feel free to judge me! I'm judging myself a little bit, so. (Speaking of things I should probably be judged for: Alexander Gould is growing up well, right? ...Right?)



Season 7, episodes 1 to 3. )

MORE OF THIS TO COME, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED. Probably even if no one is interested, mannn I love this show, I don't even care.
hardparade: (misc; prince harry)
Title: you climb it up or you cut it down (this is your family tree)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Prince William/Prince Harry
Rating: PG-13 (maybe a soft R)
Warnings: Incest. Infidelity. Real people. Royals?
Summary: "It'll be different, you know," William had said, "when I marry."
A/N: I am so predictable sometimes it's not even funny. CELEBRATING THE ROYAL WEDDING BY WRITING INCESTUOUS FANFICTION, YOU GUYS. THAT'S ME. (To be fair, that's how I celebrate an awful lot of things.) Anyway, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius, [livejournal.com profile] alexi_lupin, and [livejournal.com profile] theaxe999 for enabling/encouragement. Title from 'Sensitive Kid' by Cold War Kids.

All morning, Harry has been smiling. )
hardparade: (weeds; shane & nancy)
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE WEEDS SEASON SIX FINALE. AND HOW THE ENTIRE SEASON WAS SO AMAZING THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. I mean, I'm so glad that I didn't give up on it near the end of season 5, because I very nearly did and that would have been a MISTAKE. I'm pretty sure this season is the best it's ever been, and the finale was just...perfect. (Although I'm really, really glad it's been picked up for another season because HOLY CLIFFHANGER BATMAN.)

Spoilers behind the cut. Also a picspam and quotes! )

I keep thinking, there are other shows that are based on this sort of insanity. Where crazy shit happens, and you never know what to expect. But I think Weeds does it better than any other show. It sort of embraces the bizarre, and the writers seem to know when they've written themselves into a corner and they turn it around and make things fresh again. And all without losing sight of the characters and who they are and what they mean to each other.

Like, just for a comparison—The L Word? The crazy shit that happened in The L Word TOTALLY overshadowed everything else, to the point where nobody seemed to be themselves anymore and so it was difficult to care about the characters' struggles—they'd lost their original personalities and were like blank slates for the writers to do whatever they wanted with. But throughout six seasons of Weeds, that hasn't happened. These people are still the people they've always been, the changes in their characters are completely realistic, and the intense undying love they have for each other gets stronger by the episode (and no less believable). ♥ I love it.

It's also making me ship mother/son for the first time in my life. More on that later UNLESS IT WILL MAKE ME LOSE FRIENDS??

Anyway. That was longer than I meant for it to be.

IN CONCLUSION, FUCK YEAH WEEDS.

*sigh*

Dec. 21st, 2009 01:06 pm
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OKAY. THIS IS IT, YOU GUYS. I'M COMING OUT OF THE JEDWARD CLOSET.

If you're in the UK, you probably know what I'm talking about. And you're probably shaking your head in despair right about now. And I understand that, I do. I hated them at first. I could barely watch their performances due to secondhand embarrassment, and I was so full of RAGE when Lucie got sent home instead of them. (I really only wanted her to stay because she was so ridiculously pretty, but still.)

And then somewhere along the way (irritatingly, it was like the week before they were eliminated) I started to like them. I think I always knew, deep down, that the twin thing would get me eventually.


I'M SORRY, BUT THE UNIVERSE CANNOT PRESENT ME WITH A PAIR OF PRETTY IRISH TWINS WHO POSE FOR PICTURES LIKE THIS, AND EXPECT ME JUST TO IGNORE IT.

Seriously, what is this? Who poses twins like this unless they want to see them making out? And what twins are totally okay with it and don't say to the sleazy photographer, "hey, you know, this is a little bit incestuous"? JOHN AND EDWARD GRIMES, THAT'S WHO. (Also, Harry and Luke Treadaway, because making out on camera is pretty much a hobby for them.)

If you don't know who I'm talking about, by the way, John and Edward are 18 year old twins from Ireland who entered The X Factor this year, despite being unable to sing or dance or...well, do much of anything that The X Factor requires. But somehow they managed to make it like, seven weeks or something. Because they were entertaining, just not in the way they probably intended to be. Also, they're totally in love with each other, and don't really bother to hide it. The whole of the UK refers to them with a SHIP NAME. Which they approve of because (and I quote), "it's kind of cool, like Brangelina."

Stick with me here. )

SO IN CONCLUSION...I CLEARLY HAVE NO TASTE. And if you'd like to join me in this, I recommend checking out Fuck Yeah Jedward, Jedward Genius, their twitter, and the twincest-friendly [livejournal.com profile] john_and_edward. :)
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Hello. :) It's your friendly neighbourhood incestuous-RPF enthusiast, here, bringing yet another post about brothers who should be screwing if they aren't already, and trying to convince you to ship them.

Okay but let me preface this by saying: Kings of Leon are a really recent obsession for me. I've only properly been listening to them for the past week or so, and it was only yesterday that I like, found out their names and stuff. SO this might be kind of like that Tokio Hotel spam post I made, where I was all I DON'T FIND BILL ATTRACTIVE! and I DON'T LIKE THEIR MUSIC! and I HAVEN'T READ ANY FIC YET! And then all of that changed within about a day.

So basically, things might change, I will probably discover more about these guys, this isn't like, an all-inclusive introduction to the band or anything.

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This is Kings of Leon. Left to right, that's Matthew, Caleb, Nathan and Jared. Nathan, Caleb and Jared are all brothers (that's in age order from eldest to youngest), and Matthew is their cousin.

Read more... )
hardparade: (georgie)
I literally only had about 500 words of this written, just kind of vaguely scribbled down, and then, y'know, you guys were all GET OVER YOURSELF AND WRITE SOME JOE/NICK like I told you to be, and then I wrote like 6000 words in this one night. And, okay, it's 3am now, but I really just had to finish this because it's been a LONG TIME COMING.

Title: too young to feel this old
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe/Nick
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash, incest
Summary: Some days, Nick Jonas feels like a slow burn, a bomb waiting to go off.
A/N: This is for all you amazing people who've been waiting for longer than you should've been. ♥ Especially [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius for her amazing patience and general awesomeness, and [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad for being a fountain of knowledge and for introducing me to the Jonas Brothers/Kings of Leon parallels. Title from 'Cold Desert' by the aforementioned band. XD

When they first hear Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire', they're in the tour bus and it comes on the radio, playing softly amongst the noise and chatter. )
hardparade: (georgie)
Okay, so I pretty much talk about all of my obsessions here, but there's one thing that I realised recently that I haven't shared with you. Which is tragic, really. I think I've mentioned them once or twice in passing, but I haven't done a giant picspammy post to get everybody interested, and that's just wrong, so here we go.

These guys are Luke and Harry Treadaway:

Photobucket

They're identical twin actors, 24 and from Devon, and they're really just...amazing. Not only are they gorgeous, not only do they bring the twincest (holding hands against a rainbow background? Really?) but they're just awesomely talented. I saw them in a play the other day and it kind of made me realise JUST how much I love them. Their acting was flawless, and they're just so uninhibited—they don't stay in their comfort zone and they don't want you to either. Their first Real Acting Job was in the film Brothers of the Head, where they played conjoined twins, and after that they seemed to make it their aim to do the WEIRDEST SCRIPTS THEY WERE OFFERED.

The play I saw is probably the weirdest, and it's also the most recent, so I'll leave that til last. We'll start with Brothers of the Head.

NSFW. Behind the cut = twincest, crossdressing, nudity, people smeared with food...I could go on. Also this may well KILL your computer, there are like a zillion pictures. )
hardparade: (skins; emily & katie (b&w))
I wasn't going to post about Skins right away because I feel like my thoughts about the episode are all jumbled and I was going to watch the episode again to sort them out. But I'm really bored/procrastinating, so. Idk, it just felt like the episode itself was a bit all over the place? And I was watching with my Dad and his girlfriend, and the last episode they'd seen was Freddie's, so they were really confused and kept asking questions. >:(

More. Spoilers for 3x09. )
hardparade: (disney; joe & nick (hug))

AKASLJASFSDKL;ASD.

I have to go to therapy right now but I had to post this, OMG JOE AND NICK. WITH THEIR SHARED HOTEL ROOM AND CLOSE TOGETHER BEDS, AND THE COLOGNE AND THE HUGGING AND--*FLAILS*

I THINK THIS IS OLD? BUT SOMEONE ON [livejournal.com profile] teamjoick POSTED ABOUT IT JUST NOW AND I HADN'T SEEN IT. AND OMG.
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Practically everything I've written about Skins this season has been porn. I BLAME THE KINK MEME, IT'S EATING MY BRAIN. There are still so many other prompts I want to write. And I really want to write more Emily/Katie now, but probably something more in depth than just PWP...which is basically what this is. XD

Title: when the colours start to run
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Emily/Katie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, sex in a semi-public place
Summary: Prompt: Both hopped up on drugs at a club, mutual masturbation, groping, grinding, sweaty, hard and fast. Bonus points if you could throw in a risk of getting caught kind of deal.
A/N: For the Skins Anonymous Kink Meme.

The lights stream and flicker and flash, and Emily gazes up at them, watches them changing colour around her. )
hardparade: (Default)
So like...you know how I have a bit of a history of becoming spontaneously obsessed with rather embarrassing boybands?

Well. I have NO CLUE how this happened, but over the past week, I've been kind of like, really interested in Tokio Hotel. :/ If you don't know who they are, have their Wiki page, or be lazy and let me just tell you they're basically a German pop-rock band. I can't work out if this is more or less embarrassing than liking the JoBros. And Hanson. (Actually, I'm not embarrassed about liking Hanson anymore.) Gah, I don't know, I HAVE NO EXCUSE.

Except for the twincest. The band has twins in it and there is just SO MUCH INCESTUOUS TENSION THERE.

...Seriously, there's a trend here, isn't there?

I don't know, I'm like 99% sure that I'm not just delusional and that if you look past the ridiculous hair and the make up and everything, Bill and Tom Kaulitz are actually like, really pretty. At first I was only interested in Tom, and then I was like, HEY WAIT, BILL HAS TOM'S FACE, and then it was all downhill from there. I'm mostly only attracted to Bill when he doesn't have the giant hair, though. It's weird. It's like, any other hairstyle? WOW. But the second the hair's big, my attraction is gone and I find myself slightly scared of him. Odd.

ANYWAY yeah this is totally leading to a picspam so let's just get it over with, shall we?

Photobucket

*sigh* )

I am expecting half of the comments on this post to be something along the lines of 'lol okay, you loser' and the other half to be something about how WAIT, BILL IS A GUY?

HAVE AT IT. I HAVE NO SHAME LEFT.
hardparade: (Default)
Title: feeling better
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Prince William/Prince Harry
Rating: PG
Warnings: Incest, real person slash.
Summary: A quick fic about Harry's return home.
A/N: Initially I was going to have a lot more dialogue, about how Harry feels about the whole thing, but I figured that William knows all that (even we know all that!) so I couldn't really imagine them waiting until now to have a big talk about it all.

Dinner is quiet and awkward, and Harry shrugs off every question he's asked with a quick answer and a glare. )
hardparade: (Default)
Why is that whenever I have a big list of things to write (half of them already started) I always end up writing some random other thing before any of them? Ah well. Hollyoaks fic!

Title: it's never been like that
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Rhys/Josh
Rating: R
Warnings: Incest
Summary: Rhys and Josh begin to use each other as a coping mechanism while Hannah is in hospital. Unfortunately, it means more to one than it does to the other.
A/N: It sort of switches regularly between each one's point of view, but hopefully that's clear enough.

It starts at five to three in the morning on Sunday. )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: Dirty Harry
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Prince William/Prince Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, real person slash.
Summary: William can't resist Harry when he's all muddy and sweaty after a football game, and Harry has a sneaking suspicion it's got something to do with the striped kneesocks he wears when he plays.
A/N: Hee, title. I couldn't help it. But yeah, this is kind of for [livejournal.com profile] klepto_malfoy because we had a discussion about it a while ago. :D

It's the socks. Harry knows it's got to have something to do with the socks because for the rest of the time, William can control himself. )
hardparade: (Default)
Ha, I wrote it already. Yay for two fics in one day!

Title: J'ai Une Soeur
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Emily/Zooey
Rating: R
Warnings: Incest, real person femslash
Summary: Zooey's scent is the thing that's so seductive about her; she picks her perfume very carefully, and Emily can't help being intrigued by it.
A/N: The little French exchange is pretty self-explanatory as far as I know (I only learned French for six months!) but just in case a translation is needed: I'm called Zooey. I have a sister. – What is your sister called? – My sister is called Emily. And the title is simply 'I have a sister.' :)

Zooey smells like girl, like sugar and spice and all things nice. )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: The Way You Move
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Prince William/Prince Harry
Rating: PG
Warnings: Incest, real person slash. Angst?
Summary: Just a ficlet about the after-party of the Diana concert. Harry confronts William about his 'getting back together' with Kate.
A/N: I read about William and Kate dancing together at the after-party of the concert (information here), and it gave me a plot bunny. First time writing these two, but I liked it, so expect more.

Harry drinks too much as he watches them... )

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